10 Amusing Quotes About Being a Woman - by (Famous) Women

"I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it." - Marilyn Monroe

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." - Virginia Woolf

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball

"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen" - Dolly Parton

"Women want love to be a novel, men a short story." - Daphne du Maurier

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women." - Nicole Hollander

"A woman is like a tea bag: you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." - Eleanor Roosevelt

"I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?" - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself." 

- Roseanne Barr

"The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him." - Cher

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