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Tuesday, December 10, 2019

"When baking, follow directions..."

"When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste." - Laiko Bahrs





"This is every cook’s opinion - no savory dish without an onion..."

"This is every cook's opinion - no savory dish without an onion, But lest your kissing should be spoiled your onions must be fully boiled." - Jonathan Swift





Friday, November 29, 2019

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply ..."

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." - Dave Barry



"Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample others for ..."

"Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have."



Sunday, November 24, 2019

"Education is that which remains, if one has forgotten..."

"Education is that which remains, if one has forgotten everything he learned in school." - Anonymous



"The difference between men and boys is..."

"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys." - Anonymous



Friday, November 22, 2019

"The two most common elements in the world are ..."

"The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison




"They say there's a quote (or saying) for everything - inspirational, motivational, love or otherwise. If you look hard enough, you'll find one to justify your emotional means.
There are also quotes that contradict other quotes, but isn't that what life is all about? Balance? In the end, if quotes are used to better YOUR life, then they are worth using. Can you imagine life without them? Impossible.