QUOTES For YOU!

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx

"When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sandpaper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless." - Chris Colfer

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman

“Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves and, of course, each other. If girls dressed for boys they’d just walk around naked at all times.”  - Betsey Johnson

"Fight less, cuddle more. Demand less, serve more. Text less, talk more. Criticize less, compliment more. Stress less, laugh more. worry less, pray more. With each new day, find new ways to love each other even more." - Dave Willis

"When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it." - Clarence Darrow

The English language has many wise proverbs and sayings. Sooner or later they are bound to conflict... PIN IT!

"If you are looking for a friend who is faultless, you will be friendless." - Rumi

"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don´t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently, if you let it. You, me or nobody, is gonna hit as hard as life. But ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward." - Rocky Balboa

"Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them." - Lou Holtz

“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.” - David Brinkley

"A good friend will always stab you in the front." - Oscar Wilde