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"To keep your marriage brimming with love in the loving cup..."

"To keep your marriage brimming with love in the loving cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up." - Ogden Nash

"Fish and visitors..."

"Fish and visitors, stink in 3 days." - Benjamin Franklin

"You can't say civilization isn't advancing..."

"You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way." - Will Rogers

"When a man opens the car door for his wife..."

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets..."

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on." - Jean Kerr

"A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but..."

A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author." - G.K. Chesterton

"All women become like their mothers..."

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his." - Oscar Wilde

"A critic is a man who knows the way but..."

"A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." - Kenneth Tynan