"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply ..."

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." - Dave Barry

"Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample others for ..."

"Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have."

"Education is that which remains, if one has forgotten..."

"Education is that which remains, if one has forgotten everything he learned in school." - Anonymous

"The difference between men and boys is..."

"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys." - Anonymous

"The two most common elements in the world are ..."

"The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison

"Forget the past. No one becomes..."

"Forget the past. No one becomes successful in the past." - Anonymous

"If you had enough time to cheat, you had enough time to..."

"If you had enough time to cheat, you had enough time to think about it." - Unknown

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains ..."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think." - Anonymous

"The reason dogs have so many friends is..."

"The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails and not their tongues." - Anonymous

"People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by..."

"People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice." - Unknown

"Time is more valuable than money..."

"Time is more valuable than money, you can get more money, but you cannot get more time." - Jim Rohn