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Tuesday, December 10, 2019

"When baking, follow directions..."

"When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste." - Laiko Bahrs





"This is every cook’s opinion - no savory dish without an onion..."

"This is every cook's opinion - no savory dish without an onion, But lest your kissing should be spoiled your onions must be fully boiled." - Jonathan Swift





Friday, November 29, 2019

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply ..."

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." - Dave Barry



"Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample others for ..."

"Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have."



Sunday, November 24, 2019

"Education is that which remains, if one has forgotten..."

"Education is that which remains, if one has forgotten everything he learned in school." - Anonymous



"The difference between men and boys is..."

"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys." - Anonymous



Friday, November 22, 2019

"The two most common elements in the world are ..."

"The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison




"Forget the past. No one becomes..."

"Forget the past. No one becomes successful in the past." - Anonymous




Wednesday, November 20, 2019

"If you had enough time to cheat, you had enough time to..."

"If you had enough time to cheat, you had enough time to think about it." - Unknown




Saturday, November 16, 2019

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains ..."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think." - Anonymous




Friday, November 15, 2019

"The reason dogs have so many friends is..."

"The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails and not their tongues." - Anonymous



Thursday, November 07, 2019

"People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by..."

"People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice." - Unknown





Saturday, November 02, 2019

"Time is more valuable than money..."

"Time is more valuable than money, you can get more money, but you cannot get more time." - Jim Rohn




Tuesday, October 29, 2019

"Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play..."

"Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story." - Casey Stengel






"Most of us know how to say nothing..."

"Most of us know how to say nothing; few of us know when." - Unknown




Sunday, October 27, 2019

"If I cut you off, chances are..."

"If I cut you off, chances are you handed me the scissors." - Unknown



Friday, October 25, 2019

"You can tell how smart people are by ..."

"You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at." - Tina Fey




Monday, October 21, 2019

"I don't count my sit-ups; I only start counting when..."

"I don't count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re the only ones that count." - Muhammad Ali








Sunday, October 20, 2019

"No amount of regretting can change the past, and..."

"No amount of regretting can change the past, and no amount of worrying can change the future." - Roy T. Bennett



Friday, October 11, 2019

“To eat is a necessity, but ..."

"To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art." - François de la Rochefoucauld






Wednesday, October 09, 2019

"While children are struggling to be unique, the world around them is..." (ANIMATED)

"While children are struggling to be unique, the world around them is trying all means to make them look like everybody else." A. P. J. Abdul Kalam




(Non-animated)



Tuesday, October 08, 2019

"I am not arrogant enough to tell you what the future holds, but..."

"I am not arrogant enough to tell you what the future holds, but I am faithful enough to remind you who holds the future." - Steve Maraboli





Monday, October 07, 2019

"Sometimes all you need is..."

"Sometimes all you need is a little splash of colour." - Anonymous





"They say there's a quote (or saying) for everything - inspirational, motivational, love or otherwise. If you look hard enough, you'll find one to justify your emotional means.
There are also quotes that contradict other quotes, but isn't that what life is all about? Balance? In the end, if quotes are used to better YOUR life, then they are worth using. Can you imagine life without them? Impossible.