"Kindness is like snow..."

"Kindness is like snow - it beautifies everything it covers." - Kahlil Gibran

"They could not remember a time - until now..."

"They could not remember a time - until now, that forever didn't seem long enough." - Unknown

"Snow brings a special quality with it - the power to..."

"Snow brings a special quality with it - the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks." - Nancy Hatch Woodward

"When baking, follow directions..."

"When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste." - Laiko Bahrs

"This is every cook’s opinion - no savory dish without an onion..."

"This is every cook's opinion - no savory dish without an onion, But lest your kissing should be spoiled your onions must be fully boiled." - Jonathan Swift

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply ..."

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." - Dave Barry

"Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample others for ..."

"Black Friday: Because only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have."

"Education is that which remains, if one has forgotten..."

"Education is that which remains, if one has forgotten everything he learned in school." - Anonymous

"The difference between men and boys is..."

"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys." - Anonymous

"The two most common elements in the world are ..."

"The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison

"Forget the past. No one becomes..."

"Forget the past. No one becomes successful in the past." - Anonymous

"If you had enough time to cheat, you had enough time to..."

"If you had enough time to cheat, you had enough time to think about it." - Unknown

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains ..."

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think." - Anonymous

"The reason dogs have so many friends is..."

"The reason dogs have so many friends is because they wag their tails and not their tongues." - Anonymous

"People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by..."

"People don't cheat by chance, they cheat by choice." - Unknown

"Time is more valuable than money..."

"Time is more valuable than money, you can get more money, but you cannot get more time." - Jim Rohn

"Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play..."

"Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story." - Casey Stengel

"Most of us know how to say nothing..."

"Most of us know how to say nothing; few of us know when." - Unknown

"If I cut you off, chances are..."

"If I cut you off, chances are you handed me the scissors." - Unknown

"You can tell how smart people are by ..."

"You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at." - Tina Fey

"I don't count my sit-ups; I only start counting when..."

"I don't count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re the only ones that count." - Muhammad Ali

"No amount of regretting can change the past, and..."

"No amount of regretting can change the past, and no amount of worrying can change the future." - Roy T. Bennett

“To eat is a necessity, but ..."

"To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art." - François de la Rochefoucauld

"While children are struggling to be unique, the world around them is..." (ANIMATED)

"While children are struggling to be unique, the world around them is trying all means to make them look like everybody else." - A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

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