7 Classic Quotes for your NEW YEAR Toasts

Here's hoping these toasts will make for a great host! ;)

8 NEW YEAR-Inspired Quotes

It's that time of year again as we search for inspiration heading into another new year. Here's hoping these quotes will do. Happy New Year to you!

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is..."

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Captain Jack Sparrow

PROVERBS and SAYINGS: "If nothing is going well..."

"If nothing is going well, call your grandmother." - Italian Proverb

"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you..."

"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley

"If we knew the meaning to everything that is happening to us..."

"If we knew the meaning to everything that is happening to us, then there would be no meaning." - Idi Amin

“The key is not to prioritize what’s on your schedule, but to ..."

"The key is not to prioritize what’s on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities." - Stephen R. Covey

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another..."

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” - C.S. Lewis

"Why should I be sad? I have lost someone who did not love me. But they have lost..."

"Why should I be sad? I have lost someone who did not love me. But they have lost someone who loved them." - C.J. Hooker

“It’s better to walk alone, than with a crowd..."

“It’s better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction.” - Diane Grant

"When a man points a finger at someone else..."

"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember three of his fingers are pointing at him."

"The miracle is this - the more we share..."

"The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have." - Leonard Nimoy

"There is no path to happiness..."

"There is no path to happiness. Happiness is the path." - Dan Millman

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to..." (ANIMATED)

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” - Mark Twain

"This is nuts. There's 66 books of the bible. Take those books, minus your age..."

"This is nuts. There's 66 books of the bible. Take those books, minus your age, add 50 and ya got the year you were born. Simple math."  - "Larry the Cable Guy"

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Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), better known by his stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, country music artist and former radio personality.
He was one of the members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which included Bill Engvall, Ron White, and Jeff Foxworthy (with whom he has starred on Blue Collar TV).

Larry has released seven comedy albums, of which three have been certified gold by the RIAA for shipments of 500,000 copies. In addition, he's been lyin' and has starred in three Blue Collar Comedy Tour–related films, as well as in Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Delta Farce, and Witless Protection, as well as voicing Mater in the Cars franchise. Whitney's catchphrase "Git-R-Done!" is also the title of his book.

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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life..."

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost

The truth is... Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls...

The truth is... Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls and the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.

"I gave you $10. He gave you $20. You felt that he was better just because..."

"I gave you $10. He gave you $20. You felt that he was better just because he gave you more. But he had $200 dollars, and all I had was $10." - Unknown

“If you think you are too small to make a difference..."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." - Dalai Lama XIV

"Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse..."

"Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse - all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic." - Bette Davis

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere..."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx

"When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sandpaper..."

"When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sandpaper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless." - Chris Colfer