Thursday, December 29, 2016

7 Classic Quotes for your NEW YEAR Toasts


Here's hoping these toasts will make for a great host! ;)

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

8 NEW YEAR-Inspired Quotes



It's that time of year again as we search for inspiration heading into another new year. Here's hoping these quotes will do. Happy New Year to you!

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is..."

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Captain Jack Sparrow










Tuesday, December 13, 2016

"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you..."

"The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley










Thursday, December 08, 2016

"If we knew the meaning to everything that is happening to us..."

"If we knew the meaning to everything that is happening to us, then there would be no meaning." - Idi Amin






Monday, November 28, 2016

“The key is not to prioritize what’s on your schedule, but to ..."

"The key is not to prioritize what’s on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities." - Stephen R. Covey






Thursday, November 24, 2016

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another..."

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'” - C.S. Lewis







Monday, November 21, 2016

"Why should I be sad? I have lost someone who did not love me. But they have lost..."

"Why should I be sad? I have lost someone who did not love me. But they have lost someone who loved them." - C.J. Hooker








Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Thursday, November 10, 2016

"When a man points a finger at someone else..."

"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember three of his fingers are pointing at him."




Tuesday, November 08, 2016

Thursday, November 03, 2016

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

"This is nuts. There's 66 books of the bible. Take those books, minus your age..."

"This is nuts. There's 66 books of the bible. Take those books, minus your age, add 50 and ya got the year you were born. Simple math."  - "Larry the Cable Guy"









Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), better known by his stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, country music artist and former radio personality.
He was one of the members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which included Bill Engvall, Ron White, and Jeff Foxworthy (with whom he has starred on Blue Collar TV).

Larry has released seven comedy albums, of which three have been certified gold by the RIAA for shipments of 500,000 copies. In addition, he's been lyin' and has starred in three Blue Collar Comedy Tour–related films, as well as in Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Delta Farce, and Witless Protection, as well as voicing Mater in the Cars franchise. Whitney's catchphrase "Git-R-Done!" is also the title of his book.

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Friday, October 14, 2016

The truth is... Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls...

The truth is... Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls and the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.









Thursday, October 13, 2016

"I gave you $10. He gave you $20. You felt that he was better just because..."

"I gave you $10. He gave you $20. You felt that he was better just because he gave you more. But he had $200 dollars, and all I had was $10." - Unknown






Tuesday, October 04, 2016

“If you think you are too small to make a difference..."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." - Dalai Lama XIV





Monday, October 03, 2016

"Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse..."

"Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse - all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic." - Bette Davis




Friday, September 30, 2016

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere..."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx



Thursday, September 29, 2016

"When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sandpaper..."

"When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sandpaper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless." - Chris Colfer




"They say there's a quote (or saying) for everything - inspirational, motivational, love or otherwise. If you look hard enough, you'll find one to justify your emotional means.
There are also quotes that contradict other quotes, but isn't that what life is all about? Balance? In the end, if quotes are used to better YOUR life, then they are worth using. Can you imagine life without them? Impossible.